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Milk Reviews #2 Final Destination
Anyone who knows me knows I’m a big movie expert. Especially horror movies. So here’s my review of the movie Final Destination that came out in the year 2000 It was good. Thank you

Milkman Reviews #1 NXT UK #162
NXT:UKSeptember 16th 2021BT Sport StudiosAired on da WWE NetworkReport by Cody Milkman, Parts Unknown Press Hey guys here’s my very in depth review of at the time of writing the most recent episode of NXT […]

RickyMeats is a bitchass motherfucker
Here are the top 10 reasons I hate Rickymeats 10) He sucks 9) He’s not as cool as Ron Bass Jr 8) He sends me unconsentual feet 7) I like the number 7 6) He […]

Top 10 reasons to stan No more BS Paul Wight
10) He’s a damn giant 9) He was in WWF in 1999 and beat up Stone Cold 8) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL 7) He reminds me of Maizefarms 6) He has a great AEW theme 5) He does […]

Deathmatch Cowboy says Brian Cage has a yummy penis
It was a sad depressing twitter space at 2:30 am on a Monday morning. Everyone was sad until a deathmatch cowboy decided to say “Brian Cage has a yummy penis” and Christmas was saved. Thank […]

Milk’s Picks: 20 matches you should look out for this week!
There is so much wrestling this week. There was so much wrestling last week. There’s probably so much wrestling next week and that can be overwhelming when trying to decide what to watch. So I […]

Milk’s Picks: Top 50 matches of April 2021 [50-41]
This month has had a really really large number of good, great & fantastic matches. But since I’m a psychopath I watched as much wrestling as humanly possible this month and came up with a […]

Milk’s Picks: 5 Biggest Takeaways From Wrestling Last Week (April 6th-April 13th)
This is the start of a hopefully long-term project where I can just write down 5 positive things every week, Obviously there is a lot of negatives this week, most of them surrounding Teddy Hart […]

Milk’s Picks: 10 Wrestling Shows You Need to See! (January 2021 edition!)
1) FREEDOMS/Jun Kasai Produce Blood X’Mas 2020 Minus the skippable opener this show is absolutely amazing! Fujita vs Susumu was beautiful technical wrestling with some high impact moves thrown in for good measure. Kamui vs […]